March 4 2015 Chaotic Requests

1. The color of Noah Stevens' plumage indicates:

"we've got a bureaucratic crisis, here, and the heroes are ready to go but the proper paperwork has not been filled out.

You're missing... Hmmm... My system is booting up a little slow today; must be some heavy traffic! Heh.  sorry about the wait.

eh... okay.  Fine. Fine. check. ahh!  Here it is.  You forgot to fill out the following form( 1d10)"

2. Robin Zinc writes very well in his own blood:

"a dungeon outline for the old, sealed-off temple of a forgotten Dwarf god. Monsters, traps, whatever, dungeon stuff. Back story unimportant unless amazing and necessary. My tastes lean towards the weird".

3. Arnold K. drips with sweat when he whispers:

"a race of wrestler-monsters, learn what sort of fucked-up culture they have, and see a magic item of theirs".

4. A swarm of bees told Daniel Dean to ask for:

"A BX race-class who isn't keyed to a specific element or environment, who isn't patterned after a specific animal, and who isn't a construct".

5. Mathew Adams makes a sacraƒice oƒ himselƒ, to himselƒ:

"This is a randomly generated as you play dungeon thing, using the card game solitiara as the mechanic for the generating. I am busy with other stuff, so if other people wish to give it a crack and release it for free they are quite welcome to"

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Now comes the hard part. If you want to tell me you're working on an idea as a way to hold yourself accountable, I will make a big public post about it and make fun of you ƒor not doing it. Otherwise, you don't have to let me know you're working on any oƒ these. Multiple conƒlicting incarnations oƒ the same idea pleases Tiamat so don't worry iƒ someone else is doing it too, it'll all be posted up.